TEAMWORK MAKES THE GREEN WORK!
$40 may SEEM like an unrealistically unobtainable goal, a Goliath who's head reaches into the heavens, but we believe that with your help, we can bring Goliath to his knees. Anything is possible with the power of the internet and money! Together WE can make the world's greatest fx video of all time!
THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT GREEN.
It seems utterly foolish to bring this up, seeing how the amount we are asking for is beyond realistic expectations, BUT if we somehow miraculously surpass the unrealistically huge $40 campaign goal to buy a real green screen, then rest assured, we will invest all remaining funds into creating a plethora of ridiculous videos and content for your entertainment, and we miiiight throw a couple bucks into the production costs of finishing our new Steaksauce Mustache album.
Our theory is that the richer we are, the faster the new album get's finished. Just sayin'.
Your contributions will do all of this, while also continuing to provide our drummer Eric with a healthy daily diet of nutritional needs from Buffalo Wild Wings. It's a condition and every penny helps.
From the bottom of our hearts, You're Welcome.
<3 The Sauce Boyz