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A GREEN SCREEN DREAM, TURNED NIGHTMARE.

     In June of 2018, the Full-Boar Chaotic PartyCore band : Steaksauce Mustache had a dream : to film the world's greatest special fx video of all time. The likes of which this dimension had never seen before. But in order to make this dream manifest into reality, they needed a Green Screen. 

The Sauce Boyz sharing a Family Meal.”

     The members of Steaksauce Mustache pooled together their resources, collectively generating a few bucks and some change, and with smiles on their faces and hope in their hearts, they ventured to the nearest Dollar Store to secure the finest quality Green Screen available.  

     To their deep dismay, the store didn't offer green screens to the general public. So Steaksauce Mustache attempted to make due with 3 astro-bright lime green plastic party table cloths. With their confidence shook, but a glimmer of hope still simmering deep inside, they taped together the sheets of flimsy garbage and set about to make their masterpiece, regardless of the terrible set back.       The filming process was disastrous. Chaos ensued. Hearts were broken. Tears were shed. The makeshift shanty-town green screen began to unravel, and with it, the Sauce Boyz slowly watched their dreams dissolve into the clutches of a nightmare...  

A terrible loss...

A terrible loss...

  This disaster could have been avoided, if only Steaksauce Mustache had a REAL Green Screen...   

HOPE ALWAYS FINDS A WAY...   

     Fast forward to the future of present day America. Enhance. Zoom in. Enhance. Enhance. ENHANCE. Too much enhance. THERE! Do you see it? Do you see the hope?? It's YOU! YOU are our hope!!!

     The Sauce Boyz realized that their one fatal flaw was trying to assemble this monumentous dream all on their own. So they've set about to correct this mega-oversight by asking you, the people, for help. YOU are the solution to the problem.

YOU can end the nightmare!

TEAMWORK MAKES THE GREEN WORK!   

     $40 may SEEM like an unrealistically unobtainable goal, a Goliath who's head reaches into the heavens, but we believe that with your help, we can bring Goliath to his knees. Anything is possible with the power of the internet and money! Together WE can make the world's greatest fx video of all time!    

THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT GREEN.   

     It seems utterly foolish to bring this up, seeing how the amount we are asking for is beyond realistic expectations, BUT if we somehow miraculously surpass the unrealistically huge $40 campaign goal to buy a real green screen, then rest assured, we will invest all remaining funds into creating a plethora of ridiculous videos and content for your entertainment, and we miiiight throw a couple bucks into the production costs of finishing our new Steaksauce Mustache album.
     
Our theory is that the richer we are, the faster the new album get's finished. Just sayin'.

     Your contributions will do all of this, while also continuing to provide our drummer Eric with a healthy daily diet of nutritional needs from Buffalo Wild Wings. It's a condition and every penny helps.

From the bottom of our hearts, You're Welcome.

<3  The Sauce Boyz

$1 • TIER 1 • Green Dreams Do Come True
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$1 • TIER 1 • Green Dreams Do Come True

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Pledge $1 or more : Because of your overflow of generosity, we are now 1/40th (or more) of the way closer to making our Green Screen Dreams come true! We hope you'll sleep at least $1 better at night knowing that you did us a good thing.

THIS TIER INCLUDES : The satisfaction of knowing you made our Green Dreams come true. Can you really put a price tag on that? We can. It's about one dollar (or more) worth.

If you want stuff, then don't do this tier because Satisfaction doesn't come with stuff.

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$5 • TIER 2 • A Green SCREAM Thank You!
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$5 or more Wow! Not only will you walk away with the satisfaction of a job well done (and a few bucks lesser) We'll also film a personalized "Thank You" video featuring our new Green Screen, just for you!

THIS TIER INCLUDES : - A Personalized THANK YOU video, filmed by one of the Sauce Boyz (sadly you can't take this to the grave) - The satisfaction of knowing you made our Green Dreams come true (you can totally take this to the grave)

We'll film and send you your personal video shortly after and if the $40 fundraising goal is met. You can't rush art. If you do, then you get a ruShart. Nobody wants that.

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$20 • TIER 3 • Limited Edition Green Screen Sauce Shirt
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$20 • TIER 3 • Limited Edition Green Screen Sauce Shirt

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Pledge $20 or more (+shipping, sorry but postal junk ain't free, even for handsome sauce boyz) Holy Donks! For single handedly helping us fund 25% of our campaign goal : We'll send you your very own 10"x10" portable green screen in the form of a tee shirt. Perfect for situations where you really need a green screen to film small toys, a severed hand, or maybe a mouse. The possibiliTEES are endless.

This shirt design is a limited edition item and will only be available through this campaign tier.

You'll make your local community Green with Envy!

THIS TEIR INCLUDES : - A White or Black (your choice) Limited Edition Green Screen Steaksauce Tee Shirt - A Personalized THANK YOU video filmed in front of our amazing new Green Screen (when we can afford it, of course) - Plus the best reward of all : The satisfaction of knowing you gave us your money.

Shirts are printed and shipped direct to order, so expect about a 10 day shipping time frame. custom video will be filmed and sent your way once we raise the funds to buy that darn greenscreen.

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$69 • TIER 4 • Green Screen Supreme Team
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Pledge $69 or more This tier is for the Mega Flying Saucers Only.

You will single handedly fund our frivolous desire to dance in front of a green sheet of fabric, So tell you what, we're gonna order an additional fully sized green screen, just for you. PLUS we'll scribble some autographs on that puppy and send it straight into your loving arms. You'll be able to recreate all of our special effects straight from the comfort of your own home. AND we'll send you one of them limited edition portable green screen shirts too, and video of us in front of our green screen just for kicks.

Welcome to the Green Screen Dream Team, baby.

THIS TIER INCLUDES : - An Autographed Full Sized Green Screen. Where are you going to put it? That's up to you. - A Limited Edition Green Screen Tee, - A Personalized THANK YOU video filmed in front of our own fancy green fabric when it shows up - Lastly, the satisfaction of knowing you made the best use of your credit card.

Might take a week or two for us to get your green screen, draw on it (probably marker on the back of it, but heck we'll spray paint the front if you want us too. It's your green screen) so expect a little time before it arrives. Just know we WILL send you one. We never half-ass a Joke.

The Size and Color options are for the shirt. Duh.

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